Horrors of the Deep

I just got through with a pretty one sided conversation about vaginas. One sided because it was mainly her talking about what vaginas do and me going eww, and other such synonyms.

She told me about discharge. Which is gross.
I also learned about mucus.
And other disgustingly sick things about those.

From my learning I have found that I'm more anti-vag than I ever was.

I personally think vaginas are really gross looking, smelling, they also offend my other senses.
They resemble cephalopods to me. Like Cthulhu's mouth.

They are obscene creatures of a beastial nature and I will not have them outside of there casings in my house. So, creatures of the female persuasion, don't bring those things anywhere near me, unless you hope that they will be thoroughly corked and band-aided.

Basically, this is what they look like:


















That's all I have to say.